APRON : What is it for?

Well Guess what?  I've discovered what an apron is for.  It's to put
on before you cook or wash the dishes. That way your clothes don't get stained or wet.

I just discovered it because I just started wearing one.  It is the one I used for my role
in Clase A Medias.

So now that I have some time, I have started cooking breakfast and lunch and dinner.  And I've even taken some left overs with me.  Isn't that great.

The discovery was made one evening as I began to prepare dinner.  I had to wash the pile of dishes mounted on the sink.  I put on my apron, 'cause I said I was going to use this, since I have like 5 aprons I've never used, except in plays.  LOL.  I began to wash the dishes and when I was done I realized that my clothes weren't wet, like they usually get.  The apron had blocked my clothes and my clothes were dry as the summer in the desert.

So anyway, that is what an apron is for, boys and girls.  It is for protecting you from stains or water.

Now you can rest easy.  I've answered the question that keeps you up at night. APRON: What is it for?